the victories i cannot name

Clan Ith Giveaway: The Hoopla Hustle

rimesong:

A’ight, folks. This is it. The big 200. Clan Ith has no idea why so many of you have decided that our self-indulgent ramblings are worth perusing, but we thank you for your interest. In fact, we’ve decided to put together a little something to show our appreciation. Most categories are available to anyone, regardless of follower status.

Participants in the Hoopla Hustle will have a shot at walking away with one of a number of gift baskets. Let’s get started on category listing.

Ithspawn Kit and Caboodle

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Several of you already have the spawn of Clan Ith in your lair. At this point, we feel it important to remind you that our zero refunds policy is still in effect.

Now, for the kit and caboodle package, we’d like you to know that the offerings are not set in stone. While this is the first clutch for those two coatls, Clan Ith would like to offer the alternative of first pick from a pairing of your choice. Even if the two dragons involved don’t typically have a breeding contract with eachother. Even if the two dragons would normally be perfectly happy to feast on one another’s entrails.

So, y’know. We’re advertising the coatl babies, but if there’s something else you’d like that is within Clan Ith’s power to produce, you’re free to go for that instead.

As for the food, we’re talking 1000 points of food of whatever variety your chosen hatchling eats.

The fluff is for the hatchling’s bedding. We hear other clans prefer to provide their young with this “comfort” thing, figured we’d give it a try.

Mama’s Makeover Box

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Maybe you’re not after a new stranger. Maybe you’d prefer a new you. Don’t worry, Mama will make you pretty.

The winner of the makeover box will have their pick of scrolls with a total value in the neighborhood of 325k

That’s right, you could have six guardian scrolls. Six. Guardian. Scrolls. If that’s what tickles your fancy.

It tickles our fancy in all kinds of ways.

Spoils of War

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Let’s be honest. Your hunting troupe’s been all kinds of worn out lately. It’s high time you let someone else step in and put a little food on the table.

Those interested in the Spoils of War package will receive a care package of food totaling 1500 points in each food type.

You’ll also get to pick any three familiars that drop in the coliseum, with the exception of a yeti. We don’t have one of those, so we can’t really offer one without paying an exorbitant price to nab it off of the auction house.

And you get a crown of bones.

Bones for the bone king.

Brand Loyalty Crate

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This category is only available to those who were followers at the time of this giveaway’s posting.

I really do want to thank you for putting up with my nonsense clogging your dashboard. So keep it wild and start lookin’ fer booty.

RULES AND ENTRY CONDITIONS:

This giveaway will end on Sunday the 20th. The usual time (after rollover), with prizes dispensed as we can manage throughout the day.

Clan Ith thanks you for your continued interest in ethically questionable dragons.

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Heartmane 10262

Mama’s Makeover Box -> Ithspawn -> Spoils of War

Handsometundras, because the amount of fluff you can roll around him is enough to brighten anyone’s day. Also, lair reviews.

18 hours ago | 93 notes | rimesong
Tagged as: flight rising,

bumbleshark:

that one fictional character you ship with six other characters

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18 hours ago | 19,792 notes | ruf1ohn1tram (source:bumbleshark)
Tagged as: ACTUALLY THOUGH,(superego bicycle),

jovian12:

this is my 18,000th post.  enjoy!

p l e a s e r e a d s u p e r e g o

18 hours ago | 16 notes | jovian12
Tagged as: your heart will never be the same,e v e r,superego,

relahvant:

positivethinkingforlosers:

most accurate weather in the world. 

stone gone

19 hours ago | 25,721 notes | prrb (source:epic-humor)

thingswithantlers:

Different color morphs of deer

1) A pair of very dark colored sitka blacktail deer. X

2) Piebald whitetail deer. X

3) Very pale, desaturated red deer. X

4) Domestic reindeer often exhibit piebaldism such as this as coat color is no longer vital for survival. X

5) Melanistic mule deer. X 

6) Black and white color morphs are relatively common within fallow deer. X

7) A golden or blond colored elk. X

19 hours ago | 1,521 notes | prrb (source:thingswithantlers)
Tagged as: i love deer,deer,

uncrow:

 

limpcobra:

wing parts

19 hours ago | 32,111 notes | prrb
Tagged as: reference,WING,

pranksterpianist:

karkinogeneticist:

i was deleting my facebook and then

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hOW DO YOU EVEN READ THIS? SO I PLAYED THE AUDIO AND THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE

I AM SO CONFUSED

IM LAUFHING SO MCUH

19 hours ago | 130,279 notes | prrb

AU ideas!

authorkurikuri:

➸ gets into a cab only to find someone else already inside AU
out walking their dog who starts chasing after the other person’s dog AU
cat/dog runs away and other person finds it AU
mistaken identity AU
pen pals AU
sit next to each other in orchestra AU
partners in (literal) crime AU (theft? fraud? hacking? murder?)
partners in dance class AU
trapped on a deserted island together AU
wizard AU where one accidentally apparates into the wrong house
protester and police officer AU
lab partners AU
new neighbors AU
one’s blind and falls in love with the other’s voice AU
hair stylist/make up artist and actor/model AU
bffs when they were little but one moved away and they run into each other again AU
mailman(/woman) and person who receives a lot of mail AU
private detective and client AU
➸ archaeologist AU
paramedic AU
runaway royalty and confused commoner AU
android and human AU
ghosts in love AU
go to the same support group AU
just keep running into each other everywhere AU
orchestra player/pianist and concertgoer AU
younger siblings are best friends AU
photographer and model AU
writer and editor AU
immortal and non-immortal AU
➸ screenwriter and director AU
greek god and roman counterpart AU
ALL OF THE AUS

19 hours ago | 20,964 notes | fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment (source:authorkurikuri)
Tagged as: what about space pirates,aus though,

victoriousvocabulary:

AUSMANÖVRIEREN

[verb]

outmanoeuvre;to secure a strategic advantage over by skillful manoeuvre; to perform movements more adroitly or successfully.

Etymology: German, aus- (prefix for from, out, of, off) + manövrieren (to manoeuvre).

[Madeline von Foerster]

19 hours ago | 335 notes | victoriousvocabulary
Tagged as: word,hella,

ejacutastic:

der—riese:

the13thcommander:

tupacabra:

neanerbeaner:

tupacabra:

people who say “melk” instead of milk

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I say melk…

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you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk

are you really going to beat up all of holland

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19 hours ago | 164,744 notes | prrb (source:tupacabra)

jellys:

my friend is mad at me

19 hours ago | 15,507 notes | prrb (source:jellys)

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

19 hours ago | 321,701 notes | prrb (source:menandtheirdogs)

xpunkassqueerx:

othersundrybits:

avrdal:

I have a mighty need

Oh my sweet baby jesus.

Need this so badly

19 hours ago | 57,598 notes | prrb (source:mad-inked-gypsy)
19 hours ago | 4,320 notes | prrb (source:yourdistorsion)
Tagged as: actually though,bugs,

my-friend-the-frog:

its weird to grow up and suddenly all ur friends are married

this is the cutest thing that has ever existed period

19 hours ago | 7,491 notes | out-of-pocket (source:my-friend-the-frog)
Tagged as: god bless,alpha kids,comic,im done,