A’ight, folks. This is it. The big 200. Clan Ith has no idea why so many of you have decided that our self-indulgent ramblings are worth perusing, but we thank you for your interest. In fact, we’ve decided to put together a little something to show our appreciation. Most categories are available to anyone, regardless of follower status.
Participants in the Hoopla Hustle will have a shot at walking away with one of a number of gift baskets. Let’s get started on category listing.
Ithspawn Kit and Caboodle
Several of you already have the spawn of Clan Ith in your lair. At this point, we feel it important to remind you that our zero refunds policy is still in effect.
Now, for the kit and caboodle package, we’d like you to know that the offerings are not set in stone. While this is the first clutch for those two coatls, Clan Ith would like to offer the alternative of first pick from a pairing of your choice. Even if the two dragons involved don’t typically have a breeding contract with eachother. Even if the two dragons would normally be perfectly happy to feast on one another’s entrails.
So, y’know. We’re advertising the coatl babies, but if there’s something else you’d like that is within Clan Ith’s power to produce, you’re free to go for that instead.
As for the food, we’re talking 1000 points of food of whatever variety your chosen hatchling eats.
The fluff is for the hatchling’s bedding. We hear other clans prefer to provide their young with this “comfort” thing, figured we’d give it a try.
Mama’s Makeover Box
Maybe you’re not after a new stranger. Maybe you’d prefer a new you. Don’t worry, Mama will make you pretty.
The winner of the makeover box will have their pick of scrolls with a total value in the neighborhood of 325k
That’s right, you could have six guardian scrolls. Six. Guardian. Scrolls. If that’s what tickles your fancy.
It tickles our fancy in all kinds of ways.
Spoils of War
Let’s be honest. Your hunting troupe’s been all kinds of worn out lately. It’s high time you let someone else step in and put a little food on the table.
Those interested in the Spoils of War package will receive a care package of food totaling 1500 points in each food type.
You’ll also get to pick any three familiars that drop in the coliseum, with the exception of a yeti. We don’t have one of those, so we can’t really offer one without paying an exorbitant price to nab it off of the auction house.
And you get a crown of bones.
Bones for the bone king.
Brand Loyalty Crate
This category is only available to those who were followers at the time of this giveaway’s posting.
I really do want to thank you for putting up with my nonsense clogging your dashboard. So keep it wild and start lookin’ fer booty.
RULES AND ENTRY CONDITIONS:
To enter, you can use a reblog, the ask/submit/fanmail options of tumblr, or Flight Rising’s mail system. Just fling the relevant information this way, we’ll sort it out.
As per the standard, we’ll need your username and number. If you’re participating via FR mail, you can omit this chunk.
List which prize packages you are most interested in, from greatest rabid desire to vaguest curiosity. Don’t worry about specific choices within a package, we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.
Recommend another FR blog to follow, and explain why you think said blog is the bee’s knees.
This giveaway will end on Sunday the 20th. The usual time (after rollover), with prizes dispensed as we can manage throughout the day.
Clan Ith thanks you for your continued interest in ethically questionable dragons.
Mama’s Makeover Box -> Ithspawn -> Spoils of War
Handsometundras, because the amount of fluff you can roll around him is enough to brighten anyone’s day. Also, lair reviews.
that one fictional character you ship with six other characters
p l e a s e r e a d s u p e r e g o
most accurate weather in the world.
Different color morphs of deer
1) A pair of very dark colored sitka blacktail deer. X
2) Piebald whitetail deer. X
3) Very pale, desaturated red deer. X
4) Domestic reindeer often exhibit piebaldism such as this as coat color is no longer vital for survival. X
5) Melanistic mule deer. X
6) Black and white color morphs are relatively common within fallow deer. X
7) A golden or blond colored elk. X
i was deleting my facebook and then
hOW DO YOU EVEN READ THIS? SO I PLAYED THE AUDIO AND THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
I AM SO CONFUSED
IM LAUFHING SO MCUH
➸ gets into a cab only to find someone else already inside AU
➸ out walking their dog who starts chasing after the other person’s dog AU
➸ cat/dog runs away and other person finds it AU
➸ mistaken identity AU
➸ pen pals AU
➸ sit next to each other in orchestra AU
➸ partners in (literal) crime AU (theft? fraud? hacking? murder?)
➸ partners in dance class AU
➸ trapped on a deserted island together AU
➸ wizard AU where one accidentally apparates into the wrong house
➸ protester and police officer AU
➸ lab partners AU
➸ new neighbors AU
➸ one’s blind and falls in love with the other’s voice AU
➸ hair stylist/make up artist and actor/model AU
➸ bffs when they were little but one moved away and they run into each other again AU
➸ mailman(/woman) and person who receives a lot of mail AU
➸ private detective and client AU
➸ archaeologist AU
➸ paramedic AU
➸ runaway royalty and confused commoner AU
➸ android and human AU
➸ ghosts in love AU
➸ go to the same support group AU
➸ just keep running into each other everywhere AU
➸ orchestra player/pianist and concertgoer AU
➸ younger siblings are best friends AU
➸ photographer and model AU
➸ writer and editor AU
➸ immortal and non-immortal AU
➸ screenwriter and director AU
➸ greek god and roman counterpart AU
➸ ALL OF THE AUS
outmanoeuvre;to secure a strategic advantage over by skillful manoeuvre; to perform movements more adroitly or successfully.
Etymology: German, aus- (prefix for from, out, of, off) + manövrieren (to manoeuvre).
people who say “melk” instead of milk
I say melk…
you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk
are you really going to beat up all of holland
this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe
I have a mighty need
Oh my sweet baby jesus.
Need this so badly
its weird to grow up and suddenly all ur friends are married
this is the cutest thing that has ever existed period